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Commercial Douchery: Creepy Doll Possessed By Spirits?

[ 9 ] September 14, 2010 |
Commercial Douchery: Creepy Doll Possessed By Spirits?

This is the creepiest doll commercial ever (it’s from the 60s). Basically, it’s a doll that has human characteristics, like hair that actually “grows.” According to the commercial voice over guy, these homosapien-like qualities were made possible by a voodoo witch doctor named Captain Oogie who can transfer human souls into dolls. Lastly, the dolls […]

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This Is What Happens When You Lie To Relatives

[ 2 ] August 16, 2010 |
This Is What Happens When You Lie To Relatives

I was over at my boy Ant Boogie’s site and discovered this gem. It’s safe for work but probably not so much for your ears. O_o That was probably the worst song ever. EVER! I mean, that just boosted T-Baby to Lauryn Hill status. Let this be a friendly reminder that the next time your […]

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5 Tips For Harmless Revenge Against A Frenemy

[ 6 ] August 3, 2010 |
5 Tips For Harmless Revenge Against A Frenemy

*Disclaimer: I am not encouraging you to actually go out and do this stuff nor am I basing this on actual research (*wink). However, if you do perform the following pranks, the consequences are not my fault (*cues Silkk The Shocker). The idea of having a frenemy is stupid. Either you is or you ain’t […]

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Dear Montana Fishburne: Black Chicks Don’t Get Away With Porn

[ 15 ] July 31, 2010 |
Dear Montana Fishburne: Black Chicks Don’t Get Away With Porn

Apparently Laurence Fishburne’s daughter, Montana Fishburne, thinks doing porn will jump start her acting career. “I’ve watched how successful Kim Kardashian became and I think a lot of it was due to the release of her sex tape,” said Mo ‘Burne (don’t feel like typing out her whole name) according to Global Grind. Now let […]

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