An American Apparel ad!

Yeah, yeah, I know I wrote that blog about their snobbery but I couldn’t resist. It was too clever a costume.

Props to my cousin, Sharina Sharpe, for putting me on to what is possibly going to be the funniest video I’ve seen all year (there’s still two months left, but I’m going to bet on it).

Uncle Ray Ray? Is that you? O_o

This is the creepiest doll commercial ever (it’s from the 60s). Basically, it’s a doll that has human characteristics, like hair that actually “grows.” According to the commercial voice over guy, these homosapien-like qualities were made possible by a voodoo witch doctor named Captain Oogie who can transfer human souls into dolls. Lastly, the dolls are technically human children and should not be subjected to normal doll treatment for ethical reasons. It gets worse, just watch until the end (and promptly get the chills).

I have a confession. [Insert Stewie Griffin voice here] God help me if you tell anybody, I shall rip off your eye lids off and sprinkle lemon juice on your retinas! But yeah, the secret is…

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I was over at my boy Ant Boogie’s site and discovered this gem. It’s safe for work but probably not so much for your ears. O_o

That was probably the worst song ever. EVER! I mean, that just boosted T-Baby to Lauryn Hill status. Let this be a friendly reminder that the next time your cousin asks you how they sound, you should tell the truth even if it hurts their feelings.

P.S. That also includes not enabling them by filming it with a flip cam followed by Windows Media Player editing.

*Disclaimer: I am not encouraging you to actually go out and do this stuff nor am I basing this on actual research (*wink). However, if you do perform the following pranks, the consequences are not my fault (*cues Silkk The Shocker).

The idea of having a frenemy is stupid. Either you is or you ain’t my friend but there are quite a few people who have frenemies, or at least someone who is so annoying that they want to see them suffer.

Yes, holding grudges is bad and all that good stuff,  but sometimes the only therapy is Sadism. We’re all human and contrary to how fronters like to behave, everything does not roll off our shoulders.

The following tips can be used for frenemies, enemies, exes or anyone else you want to torture. It’s up to you. Sometimes taking the high road just isn’t enough.

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Apparently Laurence Fishburne’s daughter, Montana Fishburne, thinks doing porn will jump start her acting career.

“I’ve watched how successful Kim Kardashian became and I think a lot of it was due to the release of her sex tape,” said Mo ‘Burne (don’t feel like typing out her whole name) according to Global Grind.

Now let me say this:  I’ve seen that quote on various blogs but you know how you have to read about 20 blogs and put the pieces together in order to get something remotely close to the truth so that may not be what she said ver batim, however, she really is planning to use this film as a stepping stone into stardom. See the video below where she gives her thoughts on being a female in “the industry.”

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